On Friday a woman at the office was walking up the stairs in front of me wearing heels and leg warmers. She had teased hair and too much gaudy neon jewelry. Then I thought I glimpsed someone stepping into the elevator with overalls and a straw hat on. Neither of these were that off-putting in and of themselves, but I was definitely starting to think where do you they even find the weirdos that work here, you know? I think it was a full minute before I figured it out.
Damn you Halloween, and your trickery!