So, just sitting here watching the people on the news freak out about the impending tornados, and I am sooo glad I left the office and was in the car while they were specifically telling people NOT to get in the car and drive anywhere.
But, I made it home, and I am now fully prepared to hunker down in my walk-in closet with the things that matter most to me in this whole world: my extensive shoe collection! Wait, what? I meant, the kittens, some provisions, and my cell phone, of course.
In any case, while I wait for the order to seek shelter, I thought I’d take this time to once again inform my very select audience (that’s the one or two people who will stumble across this post one day) about the latest trend in ladies’ fashion.
The furry nail.
Yes, you read that right. I am not kidding. It’s a real thing. I’ve seen pictures. And, you can too with a quick internet search.
I mean, honestly, we have seen some stupid things come our way in the name of fashion, but these fuzzy monstrosities takes the cake for me. Except for the ones that look like miniature long-haired rabbits are sprawling sleepily across each one of your fingers. Those ones are cool, obvi.
I think I would be remiss if I failed to mention, however, the very inconvenient truth that you can’t do jack squat with those finger nails. You know, important things, like washing your hands after you use the toilet.
I feel like someone should volunteer to test drive these things, and I might just have to be the girl to do it. What to do though, since I don’t own miniature, long-haired rabbits with awesome fur, you know?
Wait one darn minute!!! The kittens! Of course! They’re likely going to be very willing donors. I’ll just explain that mama needs to be fashionable, and that’s all there is to it.
Kittens?? Where are you hiding!?