Well, it’s National Cat Day again today. Big surprise there. And, in honor of that, I’m posting a status update about the leadership structure in this house.
As you’ve probably guessed, I’m still at the bottom of the org chart. In fact, it’s so bad, I think I now rank below those corrugated cardboard cat scratchers. But, that’s reasonable, right? I mean, my two little demon spirits seem quite fond of them, after all. And, before you ask, yep, I’m pretty sure I’m outranked by cardboard boxes as well.
Fortunately, pathetic as my situation is, I’m not alone, as evidenced by this picture I stumbled across:
In any case, I need to wrap up, because as we speak, one of them is yowling at me, because it’s almost feeding time here. That’s right; I’m sitting on my lazy ass, instead of caving to their demands. I bet I don’t survive the week if this performance issue and pattern of behavior (on my part) continues. If only they weren’t so darn cute though, right?